• 4 weeks ago: single
  • 3 weeks ago: single
  • 2 weeks ago: single
  • Last week: single
  • Next week: single
  • Next month: single
  • Next year: single
  • Next decade: single
  • For the rest of eternity: single

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when my parents put money into my bank account…

patheticlifestory:

two days later…

i hate that i just reblogged this

but yes

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The United States of America on college education

  • Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
  • USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
  • Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
  • USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
  • Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
  • USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

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LOL

what a fucking week. what a fucking day. 

LOL LOL LOL 

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baron-kriminel:

post-synaptic:

2 Headed Boy - Andrew Jackson Jihad (Neutral Milk Hotel cover)

HUH.

I have the 45 of this! i bought it years ago at an AJJ show.

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  • yolo: you obviously live online.

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i just want to lay down and cry for like 60 hours and then sleep forever

i feel like everything in my life is imploding

help

bettyming:

holy shit there’s more of these

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